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About Me Member General Digital Photographer Brett Andrews20/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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The Marine and the Hippy.

Sat Jul 19, 2008, 8:01 PM
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING

  • Listening to: Nightwish
  • Reading: House to House
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: music

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What is there to know about myself...

My name is Brett...

I am currently a Cadet at Norwich University, where I hold the position as a PAO photographer...

I am currently apart of a special unit at my school called Mountain Cold Weather Company (MCW). It focuses on mountianeering, mountain warfare, and various search and rescue techniques in mountainous terrain.

I love photography, music, the outdoors, scuba diving, drums and hockey.

I am currently majoring in Biology (PreMed) with hopes on going to Med school after I graduate from Norwich.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Norwich University
  • Interests: music, drums, scuba diving, hiking, photography, camping, any outdoor activity
  • Favourite movie: Probably We Were Soldiers
  • Favourite band or musician: Dream Theater
  • Favourite genre of music: Any type of genre
  • Favourite artist: I don't really have a favourite
  • Favourite poet or writer: I don't really have a favourite
  • Favourite photographer: I don't have a favourite
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: I-Pod 30Gb
  • Favourite game: the Metal Gear Solid series
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life
  • Personal Quote: FIDO, SIS!!! Golf Co. Spirit of the Corps!!!
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon Digital Rebel XTi, Canon AE-1, a couple of lenses, Photoshop CS3, tripod, and a few filters.

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Comments


:iconsquee43:
wait what ur rotc job is to take pictures?? im jealous... i wish i could bring my canon to labs and class, but i would defn. break it. and they probably wouldnt let me. im a pvt. lol...

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:iconbuddy9832:
Well sort of... In the Corps of Cadets up at Norwich University, I'm apart of the Public Affairs Office. Essentially I take photos. So every now and then, the Naval department attached tot he school or MCW (Mountain Cold Weather Company) will ask me to take some pictures.

At school I'm apart of Naval ROTC and MCW.

I know its kind of confusing, so if you have anymore specific questions, I will be more than gald to answer them.

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"The right to die is more holy than the right to live. Life has never been an option"-Tankian

"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark"-Michelangelo
:iconsquee43:
oh alright sweet deal.

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:iconhudak:
Hey dude, you got some pretty good pics of Rook Week
:iconbuddy9832:
Thanks...

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"The right to die is more holy than the right to live. Life has never been an option"-Tankian

"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark"-Michelangelo
:iconlilwy:
Thanks For The Fav Buddy!
:iconmrglory:
Thanks for the :+fav:

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"Restraint may often be the better part of valor, lest one find oneself victorious but alone."
:iconblack-bandana:
thanks for the fav :D

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Innocence looks good on you...
:iconjim100bg:
thanks for the favs :)

Buzz - :salute:

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Buzz - :salute:

Good character is doing the right thing when no ones looking.

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:iconladylitanie:
Thanks for the :+fav: :kiss: :flirty:

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